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2010-10-13 11:01:22

Papy russe
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Date d'inscription: 2010-06-24
Messages: 1

Vous voulez un vrai poème ?

C'matin j'ai même pas pu atteindre la pointeuse,
interpellé par une DRH bien pointilleuse,
elle m'a dit qu'j'étais pas assez flexible
et qu'ma productivité était risible.
J'sors par la p'tite porte de cette foutue boîte
en rentrant à r'culons on dirait qu'je boite
sur le ch'min un clodeau que j'peux même pas dépanne
et l'acensseur encore une fois est en panne
Alors...
Donne-moi mon teushi et mon RMI, pour faire passer la pillule Sarkosy
Donne-moi mon teushi et mon RMI comme ça j'la ferme et j'reste avachis.

L'appart' bizarement me semble vide
le frigo désertique, rien à m'foutre dans l'bide,
j'me dirige vers l'alcôve pour un peu d'réconfort
j'y trouve un mot griffoné pour seul trésor,
ma moitié en a trouvé un autre moins précaire
j'retiens mes sanglots en r'gretant ma vie d'prolétaire,
je l'aimais fort mais elle m'avait prév'nu
aujourd'hui on n'est rien sans de bons revenus...
Alors...
Donne-moi mon teushi et mon RMI, pour supporter les spleens de ma vie
donne-moi mon teushi et mon RMI, c'est juste pour ma survie.

(Bon y a un dernier couplet et un dernier refrain où j'sors les grenades et la kalachni mais y a pas assez d'place pour la poésie là)

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2011-05-18 14:50:06

kcgrg
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Date d'inscription: 2007-04-22
Messages: 44
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Re: Vous voulez un vrai poème ?

S'il n'y avait nul gouvernement
Chaos ne serait-il la règle
Des gens éperdus fuyant les explosions de Molotov
Et si la police n'existait pas que ferait-on des voleurs?
Comment me rendrais-je à l'hôpital avec mes deux jambes cassées?
Et si je te disais FUCK OFF

Traduction approximative du youtube des Crass "if there was no government.
Sonon je vais lire to poème
Salut à Toi(t)

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2011-05-18 14:51:16

kcgrg
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Date d'inscription: 2007-04-22
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Re: Vous voulez un vrai poème ?

Regarde les messages de kcgrg et kcgrg2 pour la plotique anti-anti      RAS
grg

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2012-10-28 18:56:54

kcgrg2
Goret
Date d'inscription: 2007-05-19
Messages: 39

Re: Vous voulez un vrai poème ?

Quoi à propos des armes?
Qui voyage(nt) par bateau?
Qui mène sous les échelles?

Qui est mené et qui mène?

Quoi à propos des excès?
Quand on a rien à se mettre
                                sous la dent!
Qui fait ce qu'il peut?

Et qui ce qu'il doigt!

Qui mène,
   Qu'il se mette un doigt!

Note : traduction approximative du tube des crass dont le nom m'échappe.

          Bien à Vous!!.

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